Category Archives: Humor

The best way to trap a librarian

Posted on September 25, 2022 by Jim deMaine
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How trained is your dog?

Posted on September 25, 2022 by Jim deMaine
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Bar etiquette

Posted on September 24, 2022 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Mike C. A Portuguese, Spaniard, Dane, Finn, Swede, German, French, Italian, Belgian, Austrian, Czech, Polish, Russian, Afgani, Serbian, Brit, Irish, Scot, Sardinian, Corsican, Icelander, Belarian, Romanian, Yugoslavian, Hungarian, Ukrainian, Bulgarian, Turk, Morrocan, Algerian, Liberian, Sudanese, S. African, Zambian, … Continue reading →

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Profiles in Ignorance

Posted on September 17, 2022 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Pam P.

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Some unusual memories of the Queen

Posted on September 10, 2022 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Mary M. (Click on the links to view) Elizabeth was committed to royal rituals but also modernized the monarchy by mingling with crowds, embracing Instagram, starring in spoof videos and even playing a joke on two American tourists who didn’t recognize her.

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Putin Says He Is Losing War in Ukraine Because F.B.I. Seized Stuff He Needed

Posted on September 10, 2022 by Jim deMaine

Satire by Andy Borowitz in the NYT. Thanks to Pam P. MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—Amid reports that the Russian front has collapsed near Kharkiv, Vladimir Putin complained that the only reason he is losing the war in Ukraine is that … Continue reading →

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Research on dietary supplements

Posted on September 5, 2022 by Jim deMaine

Ed note: Did you know they are not regulated by the FDA?

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Remember your first car?

Posted on September 3, 2022 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Pam P.

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Update

Posted on September 3, 2022 by Jim deMaine
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Dr. Oz Claims That Eating Classified Documents Was Essential to Trump’s Healthy Diet

Posted on August 30, 2022 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Pam P. By Andy Borowitz August 29, 2022 PITTSBURGH (The Borowitz Report)—Eating classified documents was “an essential part of President Donald Trump’s super-healthy diet,” Dr. Mehmet Oz has claimed. Oz, the longtime television host and, more recently, Pennsylvania’s G.O.P. … Continue reading →

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Not recommended while in quarantine

Posted on August 28, 2022 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Sybil-Ann

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Not dreaming about this

Posted on August 28, 2022 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Sybil-Ann

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Corporate deliberations with Russell Wilson gone

Posted on August 23, 2022 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Pam P.

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Privacy on line

Posted on August 21, 2022 by Jim deMaine
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Not found on any label

Posted on August 20, 2022 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Rosemary W.

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Michelangelo or ?

Posted on August 19, 2022 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Ann M.

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The story of the birds and the bees retold

Posted on August 11, 2022 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Sybil-Ann A little boy goes to his father and asks, ” Daddy, how was I born?” The father answers, ” well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first … Continue reading →

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McConnell Accuses Biden of Violating Traditions of Congress by Accomplishing Things

Posted on August 11, 2022 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Pam P. By Andy Borowitz August 8, 2022 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – In a no-holds-barred attack on the President, Senator Mitch McConnell blasted Joe Biden for “violating Congress’s most cherished traditions by accomplishing things.” Excoriating the Senate’s passage … Continue reading →

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Start you day with a smile

Posted on August 6, 2022 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Sybil-Ann. These may be better than Burma Shave signs.

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Modern courting

Posted on July 30, 2022 by Jim deMaine
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Clever definitions

Posted on July 30, 2022 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Gordon G. BEAUTY PARLOR A place where women curl up and dye. COMMITTEE A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.  HANDKERCHIEF Cold Storage.  … Continue reading →

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Hope we have the energy

Posted on July 27, 2022 by Jim deMaine
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Thinking about our language

Posted on July 16, 2022 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Rosemary W.

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It’s one of those days

Posted on July 11, 2022 by Jim deMaine
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Cartoons for the intellectual

Posted on June 29, 2022 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Sybil-Ann

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