Thanks to Gordon G.
BEAUTY PARLOR
- A place where women curl up and dye.
COMMITTEE
- A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST
- Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST
- Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF
- Cold Storage.
INFLATION
- Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO
- An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN
- A grape with a sunburn.
SECRET
- A story you tell to one person at a time.
TOOTHACHE
- The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW
- One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN
- An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES
- Something other people have….similar to my character lines.
OLD
- I very quietly confided to my friend that I was having an Affair.
- She turned to me and asked, “Are you having it catered?”
- . . . and that, my friend, is the definition of ‘OLD’!!!
In youth,
- the days are short and the years are long.
In old age,
- the years are short and days long.