Skyline declares “No Memo Week”

Top level administrators have decided in the interest of transparency to forgo sending out opaque memos this week. Instead a number of new initiatives will take place with small focus groups interacting with leadership, such as:

  • Resident satisfaction surveys with follow up action items
  • Promoting ease of dining reservations for singles
  • Single menu nights in the CDR with open seating (monthly?)
  • Allowing resident-only early morning fitness center access
  • Bringing life into the empty hallways in the Terraces
  • Creating more meeting space access and ease of scheduling
  • Extending allowable distances for our Skyline drivers
  • Promoting “walk-around” management style

PS1: Happy April first

PS2: Those who have lived here for some time might note that the above “initiatives” are not new but simply are an attempt to go back in time!

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1 Response to Skyline declares “No Memo Week”

  1. Frank Conlon says:

    April 1 or not; these are excellent proposals. I might add that just as we sponsored a program of English as a Second Language for staff; we might introduce a remedial program in English communication that could encourage participants to wean themselves from employing corporate-speak.

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